And Bluto was just a royal douche pretty much all the time. His girlfriend was almost certainly battling an eating disorder. Popeye (1960-1962): Let’s be honest, Popeye had a lot going on. Everyone has their favorite, but there’s no way we could give the top jacked cartoon slot to another show. Beside being a classic cartoon (with two adaptations), the franchise was a successful comic book series, live-action show ( starring legendary bodybuilder Lou Ferrigno) and slightly less successful movie. OK, Bruce Banner did admit he isn’t 100 percent natural, but we’re not casting stones! The Hulk rocked our May 2012 cover because he’s the most muscle-crazy character of all time … period.